As a Psychiatric Resident, at University of Virginia, I often did moonlighting at the State Hospital. It was there that I learned from an old Sage Schizophrenic Man, Egg in his Black and Gray Beard, One of the Strategic Survival Guides of his Boisterous and Raucous Life.
10 Types of People to be Nice to:
10)Little old Ladies with food
9) Puerto Ricans
8) State Hospital Orderlies
7) Marines on a Saturday Night
6) Girls "Putting Out"
5) Anyone that grows "Weed"
4) State Hospital Psychiatrists
3) Jerome
2) Judges
1) "Anyone who can get me the Fuck Out of this Prison! "
After #1 was said rather loud and angrily, Two #8's approached and he was suddenly quite Pleasant again,
4 comments:
Did you ever find out who Jerome was?
Jerome was one of his hallucinations, the one "allied with Lucifer" who would tell him to kill, steal and cut himself, all the time. The guy was actually tortured by this paricular voice.
Back in the day....I was always polite to those who had "Weed"
It is recommended.
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