Renowned Beaufort Parent, Wiley Dickerson, asked for "THE TALK" by 11 year old Son

Well known Psychiatrist, Sexologist and Respected Parent, Dr. Wiley Dickerson, was shocked into momentary speechlessness today when asked by his eleven -year old son, George to be given "THE TALK".


Although there has been a rash of reported girlfriends reported by his son, Dr. Dickerson felt the time was not yet right for "the Talk" to be given. Questioning his apparently precocious Child, he dismissed the issue initially by stating " the TALK" you don't need a talk, except on how to clean your room, even if you knew anything.... what are you going to do about it? "

His son retorted that, he quote " knew it all already but was just giving Dad a chance to fill in some gaps" In derision, Dickerson Sr, fired back"What do you know about any of the TALK?!

His son then mentioned his Fiend Noah's " BOOK" , and that he knew it all from South Park anyhow (which is going to get him in trouble)". When asked how all of it works from Noah's Book and the all- knowing South Park, he answered,



"The Daddy puts his Hoo-Hoo Dillly in the Momma's Cha-Cha !"



At that Dr. Dickerson's jaw dropped in amazement at the accuracy of this depiction of the Act of Sexual congress that he further disclosed information previously classified to young George, while looking up all the sexually transmitted disease Pictures he could find on the web.

Later the two went out for beers at the local Hooters.....