Terrorist Swine Attack! The Twin Silo's and many American IHOP destroyed!

Led by a Beady-Eyed, Snorting Fanatic... O' Sow-A been Larden, the radical sect of Pigstyism is taking hold in the world's impoverished and Marginalized Swine. Unknown even to much of his species, let alone the Unsuspecting American Public, 'been Larden has carrried off an attack of such magnitude that makes 9/11 look like a "day in the Park".

Lulling gulllible Mexicans into crosing the Border, with a Biogenetically altered "Swine" Flu, (for which the author was vaccinated against in third Grade), they streamed into America's Heartland last Night and by hijacking three "Really Big Tractors" form Iowan Farmer, Fatty Arbuckle, they rammed these vehicles fully loaded with exposives, apparently made of Fertilizer amd Farm Wastes, into the Famous Springfield , MO's MidWest GateWays Mall's, Larget Twin Silos in the US of A"

Loss of Life is untold at this moment, but initial reports state that the Twin Silo's were leveled.

    Dr. Wiley Dickerson, reknowned Swine terrorist Expert, expects more of these attacks to occur. "These Crazy Pigs are everywhere, I believe that given the Prominence of North Carolina Pig Farming and the Symbolic Value of "South of the Border" to I-95'ers, The American South,and Mexicans the next strike is imminent."

Public health Officails have warned all, from ingesting any Ham, Bacon, all Pig related Poducts as they believe Suicide Pig terrorists have intentially Poisoned themselves, so there By Products will bring down the very Fabric of American Society, by ruining Breakfast Buffets and Bar-B-Q 's eveyrhere.

We received a cryptic message.."Pedro sez, Oink, Oink, Pigs will come Tamale."

The President echoes the warnings of Dickerson and Homeland security, Gather your families bring in the Dogs....I read Animal Farm" by Orwell and realize the enormity of the crisis.

   Israili Leader, Noshi No'ham cast support, but also an admonishment..."you think we Jews avoid Pork for fun...Hell No, you don't want to Piss Off that many Huge, Fat, Mudlovers, make them as happy as a Pig in shit! Worse than the Ham-ass Terror Group, I'd say"

       "I hope the Dolphins and Chimps don't hear of this Terrorist Pig Organization,  run by O'sow-A been Larden and activate their Cells or we will be in Deep Shit, said the President" at the end of this moment's Press Breifing. He will be off to Camp David later, with KFC only.