Travelogue Completed

Reknowned Expert on Human Misbehaviour, Dr. Wiley Dickerson has finally completed his long anticipated Travelogue entitled, "Take 'em, Wait, and the Pick 'em Up".


     It is expected to rise to the International Bestseller lists quickly, although some heralded Critics including Claire Dickerson has pronouced the book, "gross, embarrassing, and random". St. Pete's Gazette Editor, Will Dickerson declared after reading an advance copy, that" the Author is way too dramatic and tells too much of his Kid's Personal Stuff".

    Child Advocate,Professor Donna Whalen, stated the dangers of such a Travelogue. " Dr. Dickerson is placing his entire family in harm's way by publishing exact itenararies of his Childrens activities. One Day a Plain, White Van will show up driven by Mexicans and toss his kids in the back. You all know what happens next..... He will regret his MegaBucks then, Let me tell you."

    Finally his former,staunchest supporter turned vocal Rebutalist, his Wife, Kimberly Ann, has spoken out against the Book. "He is a real Whiner.....,Drive, Drive, Drive...., he writes....He really doesn't do crap. I work all day and who do you think picks up the kids 90% of the time. He just sits on the computer, trying to get people to feel sorry for him. What a Matyr he is! Put this book under Fiction, For Sure!" The interviewer had a chance to ask the Author's 11 year-old son, George,what he thought of his Dad's book. " I am the Star of the book from what I heard so I like it so far. I don't really read, so I thought Dad was just making up stories again. He does that, you know...."

Dickerson feels that this controversary his book is generating is a lot of Jealousy from Has-beens and Wannabees and relishes the Press, Good or Bad.

"Everybody like to hear something bad about you, this load of BS from those Losers is gonna send my Sales through the Roof ! Nobel Prize , Here I Come!!!

Book will hit the stores April 1 for $29.99. Book tour dates: TBA.