Coach Dickerson before Police arrive
Previously well-respected Youth Soccer Guru and Prominent Beaufort, SC Physician, really lost it today according to well placed sources at the Under 12 Elite Division Low County seimifinals against the NASA-Strikers, when his Sea Island Sharks lost 2-1. Says his son, 11 year old Striker, George Dickerson,
" the old man really went crazy, there was some bad calls, but there was no need for what he did.
Its really embarrassing!"
Apparently Dickerson initially became angry believing that the Strikers had added his team's Arch Nemesis, Jimmy Derkins to the Lineup as a Guest Player for the Semi-Final Match. His wife , Kim comments, "I don't know why I don't divorce him, I am totally humiliated. These are Kids and he acts like its the World Cup!"
Dickerson began screaming after several handballs and an offsides were not called. "Then the shit really hit the fan! ", comments assistant coach, Kenny Campbell." he began yelling that he was not going to be robbed of his championship, by any Ref, blind as Bat and had obviously paid off by the Striker-Derkins Cabal", then he did a Slide tackle on the Possible Derkins, as he lept off the bench"
Quickly came the Red card and ejection, which was handed to him by the wary Chief Referee, Lars Larrson. By then he had thrown all the chairs onto the Field, and was spitting on the Striker Coaches although attempts were made to restrian him. Pounding the Ground, Howling and Crying allowed the Mt. Pleasant SWAT team to Taser him and take him downtown to be booked.
His wife has no plans to bail him out, , "he never shuts up about the team and wants to run plays with me , the Dogs, Cats and Lawn Furiture every Evening." He is a real Mainiac..its ironic he is a
Pychiatrist"
well, I guess its Physician Heal thyself and Happy Mothers Day to me! "
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