"Big Birther" Bill Gains Momentum

    According to Donald Trump and unnamed Republican Party operatives, the Mississippi House will sponsor a bill to force President Obama and every other Democrat Office holder in the U.S. to show greater proof of their Americaness than the always suspect,  "Birth Certificate".
    Unimpressed by the overwhelming proof of Obama's birth on American soil, Red State Officials and Tea Party Activists insists that they need more than" just Truth and Common Sense" to quit their current Crusade.  The bill heading to the State Legislature demands that Obama and all Democrats must prove that they were indeed conceived on American Soil and in an "American" Manner.
   On Fox News, Tea Party leader and Birther firebrand , I.M. Gnuts, leaked some key demands included in this piece of legislation stating, "first off, we must demand proof that conception occurred on America soil. Secondly the act of conception must have been performed 100 percent of the time in the All American Position (i.e Missionary Position). Lastly, no degenerate actions took place while the seed was being implanted." According to Gnuts, these degeneracies include foreign elements such as "French" kissing as well as the Left Wing indecency of the woman actually enjoying the Procreative act.